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Tuesday, August 23. Are You Serious?! Who Would Do That?!!

Ok so.  I know I said the first blog posting would be gross but this one takes the cake. I don't even know that I should mention cake in the body of this post... You may not want to eat after you read this one.  Those of you with a weak stomach, just move on now.  Everyone else may want to read this as it ends in a very important warning.

I rush up the block, get on the train, actually get a seat, ride to my stop in Manhattan, get off the train, am rushing up the stairs to the freedom of the outdoors, and run into a massive people traffic jam.  I'm thinking, "Oh come on! I'm finally early and you guys are piddling around at the exit?!" What gives, I wonder. Well I soon find out.

Someone decided to leave all of us commuters a few big fat, brown, smelly insults on nearly all of the stairs leading to the outdoors. They were all over the stairs.  If you stepped left on one, you would have to hop over the next stair and immediately step right before you foot lands.  Picture it! I have never seen anything like this before! Not only was it insulting to see, but everyone was trying to step over and around them and apparently someone stepped in them and had cleaned their shoe on most of the only available clear spots ascending the stairs...so stepping there was no longer an option either.  Morning commuters were perplexed with this "avoid the brown smelly chunks" hopscotch challenge they were faced with as the mass exodus attempted to rush to the office in a leap, jump, step kind of way. It was unimaginable.

You have to wonder who would do that? And why? And furthermore, why there? Is it possible that someone was so angry with the world that he/she decided to disrespect it at random? Was the culprit watching from a secret location and feeling satisfied with himself/herself? I felt seriously disrespected by the contemptuous, insensitive act and I truly hope that the perpetrator got it all out of his/her system. Literally.

Lesson:  WATCH YOUR STEP IN NEW YORK & IN LIFE because you might rush into some brown, smelly insult if you aren't careful.

A Girl Changing The World

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